Batman runs into Superman at the superheroes convention, looking...

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    Batman runs into Superman at the superheroes convention, looking embarassed and sheepish. What's wrong Supe he says.

    Superman refuses to discuss the matter but Batman cajoles him and comforts him and finally he starts to explain:

    Well I was in my room and I happened to be looking through the wall with my X-ray vision.

    Yes, yes.

    I saw Superwoman in there. naked and lying on her back with her legs in the air.

    Yes, yes.

    She was writhing and groaning and wriggling around.

    Yes, yes.

    Well I was super aroused. I crashed through the wall and headed straight for her with lust in my guts and ready to satisfy her.

    That sounds alright. Why are you looking so embarassed then.

    How was I to know the Invisible man was there.
 
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