peeing on your tomatoes will make them bigger

from

http://fhm.com.au/peeing-on-your-tomatoes-will-make-them-bigger.htm

it is not true

watso tried that in the past - but never mentioned it to his wife. watso had read all about the benefits of urine as a fertilizer, and did a bit of an experiment - yes, without telling his wife, watso would pee into a bucket (with plenty of water), and throw it over a few tomato plants that had sprouted (from the kitchen scraps that watso buried in the flower beds) - wow, the plants were brilliant - they grew and grew - but the fruit was incredibly small, and there was not too much of it. from time to time, watso and his wife would check out the "kitchen garden" (there was parsley, potatoes and tomatoes - and we would marvel at how well the tomato plant looked, but how little fruit there was - but watso never told her the secret