pel 433 an de pel 434

Yo bro bro an de sistaladymon,

Dis heres poor ol' Holymagimon bin readin dat repot dat de Mista Caseymon done bin puttinged outs an ah be tinkin de tots an bin wonderin de wonderments biggytimes.

Wat ah be seein be dat alls de gassy dat de Eastysta bin sayin dat its be habbin be sittin in de PEL 238. Dat PEL be de biggy fatty momma, she be de 2,380,000 arces.

Dis heres poor ol' Holymagimon be tinkin de tots ob wat be sittin in de groun ob de PEL 433 an de PEL 434. Dem twos PELs be ebens bigga mommas, dem be 3,800,000 arces.

Mista Linknmon be tellin me dat ah bin skokin de smok ob de Jamicca Extraspejil Blen an nots be tinkin strate. Him be askin me dat wat ah be tinkin dem twos PELs be habbin, an wen ah be tellin him dat mabbe dere be gassy, mabbe dere be oilys an mabbe dere be jus de twos fatty eatwoms makin loves, buts hims not be laffin at de jok.

Mabbe sumbuddy be tellin dat Mr Caseymon to be puttin de biggy fatty drillyting intos dem twos PELs in de dubblequik timetings so dat de eatwoms not be sleepin in de bad gassytings widouts knowin it.

Ah be leabbin yo fine fuks wid dese tots to be tinkin abouts, wid de blassin ob de Lod an de grat piss froms aboves.