On a recent transpacific flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing
Is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth
to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.
Then an Aussie bloke stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with sun-bleached blond hair and blue
eyes. He starts to walk Slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
...........one button at a time.
No one moves.
Everyone is transfixed.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps......
He whispers.....
"Here ya go luv - get me a beer and then iron this ..."
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