penny's lipstick lovers weekend zoomba lounge, page-4

You blokes have no idea.

I prefer females with hair, any colour as long as its not growing down their back.

I suspect Penny is more or less normal. OK she may shave her legs every week or two which is about how often I shave my face.

If her underarm growth is less than 4 inches the I win hands down.

Am I excited by another female contributor? Blood oath. You whimpy males are dreamers not action men.

The BigDaddy is a dreamer (as I am) and lets face it, a pen is just a poor substitute for a penis.

That was a joke moderators. Get it, a pen is a short penis.

At least give me a short suspension, but I thought it was funny.