Viva - this might come in useful when you sell Mrs Viva. Should be able to get it cheap at the Estate Auction?
Pervy pensioner goes out in style
Manfred Lubitz was a German pensioner who moved
to a Spanish holiday resort in search of a more
exciting life. Unfortunately his search for
thrills lead to him electrocuting himself last
week with a home-made sex toy.
Manfred wired himself up to a gadget which
had a vibrating mat, massage pads and electrodes
attached to his genitals, and then settled back
to watch porn movies while receiving an electric
jazzing.
His body was found by the local police. "There
seems to have been a power surge while he was
watching a film called Hot Vixen Nuns," they
said. "The flat was damp."
Prior to his death, Lubitz boasted to friends that
his Orgasmatron, named after a sex machine in
the Woody Allen film Sleeper, "was better than
a woman, and a lot cheaper".
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