fred bloggs , good ideas mate , however you could try this
Why don't we design and build a large fleet of Patrol Boats specifically for the purpose of picking up dodgy assylum seekers .
They could include a lounge area , a currency conversion counter , internet room , a cigarette outlet & mobile phone dealership oh I forgot , instant phone credit for use on a satellite phone so they can phone home to confirm success with their assylum sting .
While we are at it , what about onboard information seminars where they can be instructed how to extract the maximum benefit s from the Australian tax $$$$'s . I nearly forgot , they will need a document destruction unit strong enough to shred passports .
Free legal advice complete with a "go to the High Court " free card . The $10,000 free gift voucher for household goods could be handed to them prior to docking along with the other $10,000 free education package voucher .
This would provide a seamless introduction to Australian society and the welfare circuit .
The other option would be to weld a large tow ball to the stern with 10 km tow rope or one long enough to stretch over the horizon .
