i had a dream over the weekend that some announcement that i...

i had a dream over the weekend that some announcement that i couldnt understand saw us soaring into the 40c and climbing...
and so i went to play a form of squash with an inflatable frisbee against a chain link fence (this is normal for me. While i was playing some strange chinese man came out of a bush and pulled my hair (somehow i had hair) and then squirrel gripped me - of which i took offence.
so i round house kicked him in the head.. (also the dexterity came as a surprise)

turns out i round house kicked my girlfriends shins at 3am

I dno what it all meant so interpretations are welcome..
but i was very pleased with the first bit