THE PHONE MESSAGE
Hi Bill,
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a
confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt
these past few months and have been trying to get up the
courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now
telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment
longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been
sharing your wife, day and night, when you're not
around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t
been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse I
know. The temptation was just too much... I can no
longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it
won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for
usage, and I'll pay you. Regards, Alan.
THE ACTION
Bill, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun,
and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home
where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the
sofa. He took out his i phone where he saw he has a
subsequent message from his neighbor.
THE SECOND MESSAGE
Hi Bill, This is Alan next door
again. Sorry about the slight typo on my
last text. I know you'll figured it out anyway,
but I’m sure you noticed that my auto correct changed
‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you
saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan
