My son-in-law bought me this sword so I can protect my poor feeble self from that jolly blasted sniffer hound!
Hear what that jolly blasted sniffer hound found today did you?
A poor buckshotted defenceless shareholder bird. Haha, I just did the shareholder bird call on the brr wireless and as he flew up to buy I got him first pop!!!
Whoopee for me!!!