Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.
Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.
Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?
A. I don’t know
R. Neither do I but it broke the ice
person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!
