''dumb as dog shit, '' well, dumb as dogshit, now you've brought...

''dumb as dog shit, ''

well, dumb as dogshit, now you've brought it up let us look at YOUR thinking

1. I'm in France dear - not Paris. Never liked the joint, won't go there unless I have to

2. The arrangements for the Olympic opening are made from - wait for it - Switzerland - always

3. In the host location - it is the CITY that does the ceremony in close arrangement with Switzerland -

so - as far as the dumb as the dogshit stakes - you're right up there with the best

1. International Olympic Committee (IOC) Guidelines: While the host city leads the arrangements, the IOC sets specific protocols and traditions that must be followed during the Opening Ceremony. These include the order of the parade of nations and ceremonial elements like the raising of the Olympic flag and the release of doves. The IOC's involvement ensures that the ceremony adheres to the Olympic spirit and traditions established over the years