I wouldn't know darling - you see, you may have studied the art...

I wouldn't know darling - you see, you may have studied the art piece looking at it with your easily offended and lecherous eyes
me, I have only seen the odd still shot and haven't looked closely at all

why would I, it's not my kind of thing. But, I have to say, that my interest is growing when I see how many tiny minds and wackadoodledoos it's apparently offended

it's got to be worth looking at - I'll probably get around to it one day