A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.
The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included
Bill Shorten.
Shorten quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Bill Shorten
and I hope you'll vote Labour in the next election.
She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my arse, not my head head".
