Please tell us that Dr Beecham has restructured CQU and that all is well. And that you have the exclusive rights to advertise on bankcrupt British Rail forever, and that you have bought Bankrupt England for 70 cents and that you are bidding A$4.30 to buy America.
Guys and Gals, I think a bit of levity is called for. I'm sure the CQU guys are doing the best they can. Oh god I hope so.