Imagine the conversation --- nok nok Scotty - come in Tomato -...

Imagine the conversation ---

nok nok

Scotty - come in

Tomato - hi Scotty - I need to apologize for calling you a liar and stuff

Scotty - oh, that's ok cobber, everyone seems to be doing it these days - specially that french turd

Tomato - well, look - I offer you my resignation

Scotty - well, look - I won't take it

Tomato - you won't - why not?

Scotty - well, I'm a forgiving kind of bloke

Tomato - really - well then, I take back the apology and I think you're a moron as well

Scotty - yeah - that's about a lot lately too