While visiting England, Scott Morrison is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent."I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."She phones Boris and says, “Boris, Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"Boris responds, "It's me, ma'am.""Correct. Thank you and good-bye, Prime minister," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, ?""Yes. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that."Upon returning to Canberra, he decides he'd better put an ambassador to Africa to the test. He summons George Anderson to Canberra and says, "Mr. Anderson, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.""Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?""Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"George hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" ScoMo agrees, and George leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other diplomats, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, George calls up his friend the Minister for Defence Industry, Melissa Price"Now look here, Melissa--your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" "It's me, of course, you dumb ass," answers Melissa.Much relieved, George rushes back to Parliament House and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Mellisa Price!" And ScoMo replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb ass, it's Boris Johnson!"
