It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed touse water cannons on rioters. They are putting some washing powder in to stopthe coloureds from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Policethink it might be the start of another Ram-a-dam.
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Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth ofimprovements
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English..Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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Years ago it was suggested that "An apple a day keeps the doctoraway." But, since most of the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that abacon sandwich works great!
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Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque...
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push itinside.
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During last night's high winds, an African family were killed by afalling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City Council said "We didn'teven know they were living up there".
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enoughtelevision shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 timesa week now.
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf who got pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifthfloor balcony, shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay ofher colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialled 911 from acell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so thatwhen the train comes I can finally meet Allah." To which the call centreemployee replied, "Please remain calm and stay on the line."
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