Two Crocodiles were lazing by the side of the swamp near the...

Two Crocodiles were lazing by the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra, Australia.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age and we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it!"

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.

"Hmm. So where do you catch them?"

"The other side of the swamp, near the parking lot by the Parliament House."

"Same here. So how do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under the nearest Lexus and wait for one to come along and unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab him by the leg, shake the sh*t out of him and eat him!"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem: you're not getting enough real nourishment!

"You see, by the time you've finished shaking the sh*t out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a**hole and a briefcase