Socialism: You have 2 cows. You are forced to give one to an unknown blow-in where it will die. Communism: You have 2 cows. The government takes the cows and let's you starve to death. The cows will be eaten. Fascism: You have 2 cows. The government takes all the milk and sells it. you reduce milk production. Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. After measuring the cow's skulls they shoot any that don't measure up. Anarchism: You have 2 cows. You keep both cows and shoot the government agent. You then steal a neighbours cow. Capitalism. You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You then end up with 3.
