"A 'first nooky' forum would have some appeal it seems.... except for us virgins... but it'd be hell of a learning tool."
I hope this advice hasn't come before 'Brewers Droop' has ended your capacity for learning 'on the job' - but God or Evolution has given you a non-literary 'learning tool'.
All you need is the courage or the foolishness to ask a potential victim if he or she will stand still (or lie still) for a minute or two and your days of virginal ignorance will be OVER!
Provided (of course) that 'Brewers Droop' hasn't ruined your conjugal capacities! (vbg!)
All of which reminds me of 'Durringa' - the nickname that an older and more worldly-wise Ag College student who had a theory (about women) that he put into practice on the steps 'under the clocks' at Melbourne's very busy Flinders Street Station when he was on holidays from Ag College to pass the time without having to steal hub-caps to amuse himself.
Durringa would stand 'under the clocks' as hordes of young women who had knocked off from work were pouring into Flinders Steet Station and he would pick out a lovely 'target' and say:
"How about a few beers over at Young and Jacksons and then we coud hop into bed at your place or mine?"
Durrringa coped an awful lot of slaps in the kisser BUT he got enough takers to make his holidays in Melbourne worth all the slaps in kisser ten times over!
And car-owners had one less hub-cap stealer to worry about!
But best of all, he knew the beers would not be wasted on false Dawns!
I don't know what happened to Durringa - but he would have a splendid Venture Capitalist!
