Goon says:"A 'first nooky' forum would have some appealit...

Goon says:

"A 'first nooky' forum would have some appeal
it seems.... except for us virgins...
but it'd be hell of a learning tool."

I hope this advice hasn't come before
'Brewers Droop' has ended your capacity
for learning 'on the job' - but
God or Evolution has given
you a non-literary
'learning tool'.

All you need is the courage or
the foolishness to ask a
potential victim if he or
she will stand still
(or lie still) for a
minute or two
and your days
of virginal
ignorance
will be
OVER!

Provided (of course) that 'Brewers
Droop' hasn't ruined your
conjugal capacities! (vbg!)

All of which reminds me of
'Durringa' - the nickname
that an older and more
worldly-wise Ag College
student who had a theory
(about women) that he
put into practice on the
steps 'under the clocks'
at Melbourne's very busy
Flinders Street Station
when he was on holidays
from Ag College to pass
the time without having
to steal hub-caps to
amuse himself.

Durringa would stand
'under the clocks' as
hordes of young women
who had knocked off
from work were pouring
into Flinders Steet Station
and he would pick out a
lovely 'target' and say:

"How about a few beers over at
Young and Jacksons and then
we coud hop into bed at
your place or mine?"

Durrringa coped an awful lot
of slaps in the kisser BUT
he got enough takers to
make his holidays in
Melbourne worth all
the slaps in kisser
ten times over!

And car-owners had one less
hub-cap stealer to worry
about!

But best of all, he knew the
beers would not be wasted
on false Dawns!

I don't know what happened to
Durringa - but he would have
a splendid Venture Capitalist!