Sure, just crap on your lounge room floor. Or crap in the...

Sure, just crap on your lounge room floor. Or crap in the supermarket, or out the front of somebody’s house.

Seriously, even a bird makes the effort to hang it’s butt out of its nest when it wants to crap.

Third world countries crap on the streets. And guess what, life expectancy is lower in such countries. Not a coincidence.