Position: Premier of NSW Reason for Vacancy: Nice enough guy but not leadership material Qualities needed for position: real leadership, we are looking for someone who doesn't say "um" so often, who knows what the voters want and how to convince them he/she can REALLY make that happen.
Candidates should note: There is an urgent need to fill this position as the current occupant is asleep at the wheel and shows no interest in waking up. All applications will be considered regardless of current occupation.
