I'm sorry Billy, sometimes I get a little too carried away and...

I'm sorry Billy, sometimes I get a little too carried away and forget the seriousness that some place in the content of these threads.

As perhaps the most poetic voice here, do you think there is a TV series or even a tele-movie possibility that could be inspired by the Norwood 294? "Norwood 294" seems like a catchy title that could take off.

We've had big TV hits of late, The Walking Dead, Dexter: New Blood, It's a Sin, The Last Dance and perhaps my favourite Loki - I think the story of Norwood could be told, as seen through the eyes of the long suffering and financially tenuous holders?

Possible leads could be Shaun (from Shaun the Sheep, the only actor with enough fluff to manage the roll), Ferdinand the Bull (I loved this book as a kid, but needed in the show for other bull type extrusions), Nathalie Portman (whos pivots in Black Swan were second to none) and of course any of the Lehman Brothers who are looking for a bit of spare cash.

I know a guy that can raise the funds we need?