For sale,,, one coat hanger looking bridge only used on New...

For sale,,, one coat hanger looking bridge only used on New Years eve for few hours.
Only light traffic similar to the working traffic at Citigolds mine at Charter Towers.
Many many years left in this old bridge because it is never used and there is no upkeep, true.
Price can be discussed over a glass of water or two ( can't afford a beer). Unlike the Citigold mine that will be very unlikely to be ever operational again after the last few failures, this lovely little bridge could be all yours. Because it is sooo cheap you can get first offer, BUT please keep it between ourselves as I wouldn't like anyone else to hear about this great opportunity that I'm offering just to you. To get this very special price just for you, just reply with you full name, age, place of birth, drivers licence number , mothers maiden name and your current Banking details. I think we will be all set to do the deal,, which by the way is to your very own benefit only.
Yes I know it's crap and so is this stock that you keep pushing. I have been following this over 10 years and heard all the "good" bed time stories. Fortunately I also know folk who worked in Charter Towers and have been there many times. One really wonders how this has been allowed to continue under the ASX rules as I understand them.
PS. IF Citigold goes to 10c I will buy the bridge back of you as a bonus and you couldn't be fairer than that.