re: - amen - Dole Bludger...It's easy to become a broker, all...

re: - amen - Dole Bludger...

It's easy to become a broker, all you need to do is...

1. Get a lobotomy.

2. Learn to live with yourself, in spite of what you will eventually become.

3. Learn how to be convincing, regardless of the size of the lies you are telling!

4. Learn how to produce glowing reports on companies, whilst forgetting to mention that you have been selling them for six months...and just need a few more suckers to buy in order to be finally rid of the dog!

5. Be happy to even sell your grandmother...as long as you get a good enough kickback.

6. Be prepared for people to spit at you when they here what you do for a living.

7. Learn how to repeat the party line, parrot fashion, as if they were your own thoughts.

8. Learn to smoke, drink, get fat and abuse your wife!

But if you are really serious about becoming a broker...you will have to live by the broker's "10 COMMANDMENTS"...

...And "THE COMPANY" spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the COMPANY your God…

ONE: 'You shall have no other COMPANY before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image (company report), that in any way resembles the truth...any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of your COMPANY in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it for our special "insider" lunches.'

FIVE: 'Dishonor your father and your mother.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder your COMPANIES reputation in the market.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery...but you may screw as many new shareholders as possible.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal when ASIC is looking.'

NINE: 'You SHALL bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbour's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's...until you have bankrupted him, after which feel free to move right in!

Cheers!