actually I had a monkey once. More trouble than it was worth. Once it raided my fridge at 3am in the morning and removed and ripped apart everything. Food strewn all over the place. I had to lock up everything after that.
I finally had to get rid of it after it developed a disgusting habit.
I took it to a British pub in Hong Kong. It swallowed a cue ball during a eight ball comp. It was quite funny at first until we realised it was not about to cough it up. So for the next 6 days I had to follow it around waiting for it to pass the ball.
Finally it did so I returned to the pub with the monkey and the cue ball. Basically the bartender told me that the monkey was banned from the hotel which I thought was fairly harsh at the time.
The monkey then jumped up on to the bar casually grabbed a grape from the fruit bowl and stuck it up its backside. It then pulled it out and ate it. The bartender said it was the most disgusting thing he had ever seen.
You see after the monkey passed the cue ball it always checked the size of the food before it ate it.
True story.
cheers, walt.
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