preseason training

I'm starting preseason training on tuesday and looking for ideas for a fun first training run. I'm thinking of organising like a race around the world sort of thing where we'll split into groups of 4 or 5 and ill have varies places in town that they must go to and preform tasks. For instants jog to the pool and gotta swim 8 laps (25metre pool) but they have to choose to either go full clothed including shoes or do it naked. No im not gay and it will only be us footballers there just thought it will be funny. Have a garbage bin at another point and you have to kick a footy from 25 yard into the bin. But before you can start must drink 3 cans. Maybe gotta jog up the other end of town and pick up an egg and keep it unbroken until you are finished.
The idea is to be fun and get the boys and the town talking and create a buzz.
Don't be shy write down any ideas (be relistic small town with one pub) and the post that gets the must thumbs up as a percentage ie 100 views 10 tu = 10% will win:
a greyhound, a mrs mac pie, a carton of vb throwdowns, a ute load of mallee roots, a packet of winny reds, pack of pk chews, a paddle pop and a used pair of footyboots. Prize can be collected only on the 3oth of feb.
So people get voting.