One day in NY Barack Obama and Donald Trump find themselves at the same baber shop. Sitting next to each other they didn't talk to each other and the barbers were to scared to start a conversation.
Both finishing up at roughly the same time trumps baber goes to apply aftershave on him but is stopped. Trump tells him that his wife will think he has been in a brothel if he goes home smelling like that. When it was Obama's turn the baber asked him if he should apply aftershave on him and Obama said go ahead my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.