All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters, a corrected paragraph follows.
He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 17 sons:
Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa; Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; Tupay, who is bald, Fransay, who drew up Gulf War surrender contingency plans; and then of course, there's Payday, who ran his daddy's UN Oil for Food program;
and by 8 daughters:
Lattay, a coffee-shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a feminine-care-products company; Phayray, an actress; Sapheway, a grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; Dekay, a dental assistant; Gudlay, a prostitute; and Getaway, who was too ugly to live at home.
There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family.
