Prinderella and the Cince, page-17

• He supposedly remarked to one lady, during a college reception, "You'll soon be had as a matter of course" (You'll soon be mad as a Hatter of course)
• "Let us glaze our rasses to the queer old Dean" (...raise our glasses to the dear old queen. Note: Alternatively, "Let us glaze our arses"; presumably to be a spoonerism the letter r is placed at the beginning of "arses" but when spoken the r's in "our" and "rasses" are nearly indistinguishable, thus producing the alternative, more humorous "glaze our arses.")
• "We'll have the hags flung out" (...flags hung out)
• "a half-warmed fish" (A half-formed wish)
• "Is the bean dizzy?" (Is the Dean busy?)
• "Go and shake a tower" (Go and take a shower)
• "a well-boiled icicle" (A well-oiled bicycle)
• "I've lost my signifying glass". (Later): "Oh, well, it doesn't magnify." WRONG
• "This vast display of cattleships and bruisers". (This vast display of battleships and cruisers)
• "Such Bulgarians should be vanished...". (Such vulgarians should be banished)
• "He was killed by a blushing crow". (He was killed by a crushing blow)
• "The sale of two titties". (The tale of two cities)

Sorry, but I liked them. Thanks Mr Spooner.