A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that." Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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A daughter wakes up at 3 a.m. and asks her mother:"Mummy, tell me a fairy-tale."
Mother...."Daddy will get back soon and he will tell both of us a fairy tale..."
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Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick,"It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother,"Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"
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