I went on a major bender one night with some friends who stayed the night...so was still pretty much pissed at 11:00am the next morning.
One of the girls noticed some JW's walking out of the neighbours property towards ours.
They were large properties...so we had plenty of time to prepare for them!
You should have seen the look on their faces when I answered the door wearing nothing but a nappy and propellar hat, with lipstick smeared over my lips, a headless teaddy bear under one arm, stuffed chicken under the other, a string of raw sausages hanging over my shoulder and avacardo dip smeared all over my stomach and hands!
It was priceless!
Without giving them time to think, I quickly handed the chicken (uncooked) to the younger of the two, so that I could shake the hand of the other.
You should have seen the look on his face when he saw the "residue" left on his hand.
We have a great photo of them...one standing there holding the uncooked chicken with both hands, the other with suitcase in hand and looking very hesitantly at the avocardo "residue" on the other.
It's a classic!
Everyone who stayed over that night has a framed copy of it on the back of their toilet doors...like some kind of secret society thing!
We bring it up everytime we get together...ROTFLMAO x1000!!!
Suffice to say...the JW's didn't hang around for long!
