Oh indeed it is amazing here we have professors three
Gallop,Gillard and Roxon one can only say by gee
Teaching the coming generation
Pushing the Labor celebration
All about the light on the hill
That was never lit and never will
The course will mainly be
About things the public never see
How to eat chinese meals and get blotto
And Labors unofficial motto
Which is vote early and vote often son
That's the way Labor has won.
