pronouncement from leader!

this message is from your leader
I am delivering these words from behind a hi tech disguise which we have been developing in concert with a fantastically huge potential possible client who has $9m in the bank and we would be most pleased to announce to shareholders that we are to receive this $9m, if that were to be the case, which we believe it not inconceivable that it would be the case, given our highly top secret r&d to which this mooted client, who may in fact become a muted client (which will suit our style very well) would perhaps like to become accustomed

the dates of any likely or lapsed or non-existent transactions of course cannot be released to the market at this time because of security considerations with which most shareholders are familiar
those not so familiar with these precautions are not so only because they have just joined our register at a discount of 30%, and as such have no right to be disallusioned until after the next placement, which could occur at any time and for any reason, and to any party

yours discretionately
shhhhhh