> Albo is my Shepherd, I shall not have electricity. > He maketh me to lie down in dark houses. > He leadeth me beside the still factories. > He restoreth my faith in the Liberal and National Parties. > And he guideth me in the path of unemployment. > Yea, though I walk through the valley of the solar panels, I shall > still be in darkness, for I fear, with turbines they are too few, and > too futile. > Chalmers has anointed my income with taxes. > My expenses overrunneth my salary. > Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me, all the days of this Labor Government. > 5000 years ago Moses said ‘Take up your shovel, mount your ass or camel, and I’ll lead you to the Promised Land. > 5000 years later, Howard said: ‘Lay down your shovel, sit on your > ass and light up a Camel, for this IS the Promised Land. > But watch out now, or Albo will take away your shovel, sell your > camel, kick your ass and take away the Promised Land. > > I’m glad I am Australian, so glad that I am free. but I wish I was a doggie and Albo was a tree.
