Proof That The World Is Nuts!
InLebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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InBahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslimsare banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation inIndonesiais decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia!)
(Much worse than 'going blind!')
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There are men inGuamwhose full-time job is to travel the countryside anddefloweryoung virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute: Is thereany job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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InHong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal inLiverpool, England- but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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InCali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, hermothermust be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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InSanta Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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InMaryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
(Is this a great country or what?)
Well,.... not as great as Guam!
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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TheAntcan lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of ???)
(Did our Government pay for this research??)
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Butterfliestaste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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AnOstrich'seye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfishdon't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtlescan breathe through their ass.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thank you all for reading this.
If you need to reach me in the future, I willbe inGuam !!
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