"Have I offended all the causes dear to your heart?" The only...

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    "Have I offended all the causes dear to your heart?"


    The only cause dear to my heart is one of Dealing In The Facts, and because it is an absolute concept, it is not capable of being offended.

    Allow me to regale you with some of its truthful axioms:

    1. Property ownership is a multi-generational mechanism of wealth creation.
    2. The lifelong liability of escalating rental payments is undesirable.
    3. Interaction with whimsical or abusive landlords is undesirable.

    Like I say, pretty absolute.

    Capice?

    (Now that you’ve been enlightened, can the stalking cease? Please.)
 
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