You mean no more "Hot Property" or "Hot Auctions"??
It s Ok! They will just re-invent the wheel.
Welcome to "Hot Insolvency".
Yes! Thats right, here is your chance to win a free consultation with one of our leading Insolvency experts.
We will come to you and evaluate your immediate needs. Facing foreclosure by the banks on your family home. Think again. Our "Changing Addresses" expert will be able to perform such "Moveovers" that you wish you had of done it ages ago. Whilst, you and your family will be sent to a "Getaway" of a lifetime for 2 days, you will be pampered to the extreme. "Suicidal Tendancy Retreat" has become one of the hottest places to visit. There, the "Family Bonding" will commence. In house "Wills and Funeral Directors" are the norm. We even perform "Cremations" for the Fathers before they are dead. This is new technology and provides hours of entertainment for the rest of the family. It gives families opportunities to ask the "Fathers" those often difficult questions as they are burning, like "Why were you so stupid in putting everything into property?" and "How come us Kids now have no inheritance?". Don't forget, for those "Fathers" who aren't quite upto it, we have a special "One-Hole Golf Course". You Tee of at the first, known as "My names CLIFF, drop over some time", from there we have the family members at the bottom taking photos as you commence looking for the second hole. Hours of laughs. After a big day out, minus one family member, you can then relax at the Chalet, sipping Mineral Water and being entertained and participating in "Who wants to be Bankrupt"??
In the meantime, our "Moveover Team" will be franticly sifting through your whats left valued possessions and have them auctioned. Wait theres more!!!! Whatever is leftover, excluding family dog, he has been put down. Cost to much to feed. You will embark on a new adventure of your choice. Homeless and destitute, or Salvation Army Hostel where you can share fun and adventures with other like minded people.
