Four Cathol!c ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a preist. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Cathol!c woman chirps, "Well, my son is a b!shop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Cathol!c woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a card!nal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Em!nence'."
The fourth Cathol!c woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", h@rd bod!ed, well h#ng, male str!pper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say "My G@d"!!!!!!....
