Driving home yesterday I got pulled over by the Cops.Cop. "...

Driving home yesterday I got pulled over by the Cops.

Cop. " Excuse me sir may I see your licence
Me " Yes Officer "
Cop " Have you been drinking - I would like you to take a breath test"
Me " OK Officer..But no I have not been drinking"
Cop " Oh .00 - Ok then. Have you taken drugs ?
Me " No Officer"
Cop " I have to get you to take a drug test "
Me " OK Officer " Scratching the item over my tongue.
Cop " Oh all clear - Got me beat - Why were you driving all over the road, swerving "

Me " Dodging bloody pot holes mate ?"