Driving home yesterday I got pulled over by the Cops.
Cop. " Excuse me sir may I see your licence Me " Yes Officer " Cop " Have you been drinking - I would like you to take a breath test" Me " OK Officer..But no I have not been drinking" Cop " Oh .00 - Ok then. Have you taken drugs ? Me " No Officer" Cop " I have to get you to take a drug test " Me " OK Officer " Scratching the item over my tongue. Cop " Oh all clear - Got me beat - Why were you driving all over the road, swerving "
