pure metgasco, page-13

Yo to alls de bro-bros an sistaladymon

Dis be de poor ol' Holymagimon dat be writin to yo fine fuks.

Ah bin gettin ons did heres comjupter at las, an ah be seein de fine qestion dat de Mista Kepaladevmon bin askin an ah be tinkin dat dat be ones fine qestions dat him done be askeded.

Ah bin tinkin dat qestion toos, wys dat Ma'mma Magoolin done bin solded alls dem scarytings, an ahs be tinkin bes fo de sames reasonting dat de poor ol' Holymagimon be sellin de jammica numba Ones spejil....dat be begos de ladymons be wantin de monetting. Mabbe de ladymons bin be buyin de hattyting, or mabbe be buyin de lipstack in de pupple colortings or mabbe she done bin buyin de undiewearting ors mabbe shes be buyins de choklit dat she be ettin in de beddyting whens shes be wachin de telebision at niteys.

An whys de meatygassyco be lows, who knows. dat makkitting not awways be rightys an dat be de fak. Whens de poor ol' Holymagimons bin seein de vijjions in de 2007, an ahs bin slippin reallys baddys den, an ah bin tellin de bro-bros to be sellin an sellin alls de scarytings ober ans ober, an dem makkit pipple bin tellin ebberyboddies to be buyin an buyin.

An den, dem fore Hersemens ob de Calypsos done bin comin riddin byes, an dem bro bros dat nots bin lissenin to de wordytings ob de vijjions, dems dat bin lissenin tos de makkit pipple, them done bin loseded alls de moneytings.

An de poor ol' Holymagimon done bin seen de vijjions onces mo timeys an dat be de fak, an ah bin slippin goodeys, Mista Kepaladevmons, dis poor ol' Holymagimon bin slippin reals goodeys, an ah be hopin dat yo be slippin goodeys toos.

Sos nows ah be goin to be eattin dat fines brekfas wid de mista linkonmon an de Mista Booboo Roochik, an sos ah be leavin all de bro-bro an de sistaladymon wid de blessin ob de Lod an mays yos be alway be habbin de biggy piss ob de Lod fallin ons yo heds.