A young Defense spender Christopher Pyne
Loves building vessels to float or sink, in the Brine.
Unlike his boss, he will not, with Muslims dine,
He is the fixer, that likes to shine.
Now all the planets, of the LNP need to align
Barnaby must focus on crops and things Bovine.
Julie Bishop must realise the UN is asinine.
Josh Frydenburg declares Coal is fine!
Turnbull brings three new power plants on line.
Scotty Morrison gets our finances sorted, in time;
Tony Abbot will remain the Grape Vine,
Hinch will be the Human Headline.
Then we will flatten the Labor Swine,
Little Billy will have to resign.
