These damned pinko's with their 'papers please' attitudes! This is as bad as the interference from the greenies for our brave young men. Our volunteer fire-fighters in their bright yellow overalls, riding orange fire-trucks into dangerous brown smoke, do not need to have soul-blackening dispersions cast upon their characters. It's enough to make me see red. How much do you think a blue card costs on the black market anyway? Screw the Maroons.
