See? That's the trouble with metaphors. Everybodies happy to see...

See? That's the trouble with metaphors. Everybodies happy to see the train leave the station...

BUT before you know it there's a brick wall lurking around the corner, "trains" are crashed, blood is spilled, etc, etc. I say ban metaphors - they are far too dangerous if they fall into innocent hands.

... Maybe Johnny Howard could introduce a metaphor levy to buy back all dangerous and illegal metaphors.
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