A woman on her deathbed calls her husband into her room and instructs him to look under the bed and open the wooden box that is there. In it, he sees 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash. Puzzled, he asks his wife what the eggs are for."Oh, those", she replies, "Every time we had bad sex, I put an egg into the box."Not bad, the husband thinks to himself after 35 years of marriage. Then he asks, "But what about the $7,000?""Oh, that", she replies, "Every time I accumulated a dozen, I sold them!
