I few months ago I saw this on the www somewhere -
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love said to me twelve families a crying eleven cars on fire ten criminals remanded nine business ram raided eight people carjacked seven delinquents are bailed six kids are bashed five tradies utes stolen four houses ransacked three useless Pollies two police cars rammed and delinquents on a stealing spree. Merry Christmas every one, lock up and stay safe.