question for the weekend??

A few months back i posted a bit of a fun thread asking people to give a famous movie quote depending on wheather the announcement would be positive or negitive, and there were some cracker posts, so i thought i would ask another question just for a bit of fun to deviate from all the serious posting over the last few weeks while we have all been waiting for the big announcement.

I think we will have a cracker announcement so just play along people and dont consider this a downramp.

Here's the question...... what will you tell the misses(or Mr) if the deal falls balls up????

Heres my thoughts..

1) All the posters on HC said it was a no brainer!!

2) I met two blokes at the pub and they assured me the deal was done and that i would double my money in two weeks...i think their names were Losty and PRAWN something!!

3)I promise honey... they said they were going announce a major partner!!

4) Dont worry we wont be alone under the bridge... ive got a few friends comin, ones even got a blow up doll!!

I hope this thread gets a few funny responces to give us all a laugh,, lord knows us Meomietes need it!!

Have a good weekend everyone

Marvdog